Matt and Sean’s Daddy

I could think of anything to share lately and so I decided to put here some jokes. (That’s better than Tube8 yutube eh?)

Then I could think of any joke topics here and I though, heck how about swimwear and swimming jokes.

I said, heck sure! It’s a good SMS message forwarded thingy

1. Why did the girl drown?

She didn’t have boy-ancy! (Buoyancy)

2. When during a competition could you act crazy and not get disqualified?

When you’re swimming freestyle!

3. A judge once said, “I’m surprised the man had beaten the shark in a race so he will receive a gold med-. Hey! Where’s his head?”

4. A millionaire promised to give a man one million dollars ($1,000,000) if he could swim across the ocean. The man agreed to the challenge. He had swam further than halfway, but then said, “I’m tired” so he then swam all the way back.

5. One day a man had brought his dog to play ping-pong with his friends. “Why’d you bring your dog with you?” a friend asked. “I am going to teach him dog paddle!” replied the man.

6. What stroke does churned cream swim?