Funny SMS Jokes

Here’s another batch of funny sms joke messages that you can forward to close friends and family. If there are utube version of this I’ll post it here also but there aren’t, so just txt.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

What is the difference between a woman and a magnets?
Magnets have a positive side!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?

Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?