SMS Message Quotes Pickup Lines

Who says SMS Messages and SMS quotes can’t be use for a pickup line.. Try the following best-rated pickup lines and sent it out through Short message to the one you fancy.

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• There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?
• My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
• A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway’s makes a happy c*ck.
• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• See my friend over there? THe one with gorgeous Dansko shoes? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.