I’ve been looking for flash memory and other technology jokes but instead, I got the real memory (old age) problem joke.
Anyway, since I got those, and no utube vidoes to go along, let me put them here.
Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember
anything!
Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?
Patient: What problem?
Here’s another batch of funny sms joke messages that you can forward to close friends and family. If there are utube version of this I’ll post it here also but there aren’t, so just txt. 
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
What is the difference between a woman and a magnets?
Magnets have a positive side!
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?
This blog has become more and more of a SMS quotes and romantic ideas blog than a personal blog of a daddy to matthew and sean.
So i thought I think I should post a little something personal just to keep this blog more personal
First of all, I have been staying here in Canada for 3 week now without exercise only bodybuilding supplements.. nah just kidding, all food are good here and i’m healthy.
I am here for a company sponsored training and I am missing home verymuch and my family.
I could think of anything to share lately and so I decided to put here some jokes. (That’s better than Tube8 yutube eh?)
Then I could think of any joke topics here and I though, heck how about swimwear and swimming jokes.
I said, heck sure! It’s a good SMS message forwarded thingy
Let’s have a quick post of jokes and possbile forwarded SMS message.. This time the joke is about snowmobile exhaust or just plain old snowmobile.
How to determine a REAL snowmobiler # 2
If I could ride my wife like I can ride my sled then i’d be home every weekend.
Cats have nine lives you have one make it count.
Go BIG or go home
She said if I go riding one more time she’s going to leave me. I’m really gonna miss her
Ride it like it’s stolen
If you cant ride with the BIG BOYS leave em on the trailer
Work…..is for people who don’t ride!
If you can’t handle the ride stay on the side!
The best part of growing up…. is getting a faster sled
Here’s a cool funny joke that is worth mentioning or you may want to forward to your friends through SMS message and Txt message.
I’s an adult joke but it is funny. Read it first and judge..
here it is….
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong.
“Well,” replies Paul, “you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”
“Yes,” qoutes Jeff with a laugh.
“Well,” says Paul, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”
“That`s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”
“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Paul, “but I was worried I`d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape drives … what I mean was a duck tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn`t show.”
“Sensible” says Jeff.
“So I get to her door,” says Paul, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.”
“And what happened then?”
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
“I kicked her in the face.”
Who says SMS Messages and SMS quotes can’t be use for a pickup line.. Try the following best-rated pickup lines and sent it out through Short message to the one you fancy.
Try it out.
We’ve been here in Canada (Burnaby) for a week now and for the first weekend, what we did was we went to the mall so we can have a vivid idea of what kind of merchandize this very clean and very cold place has.
We went to Metrotown, which is reportedly the second biggest mall in Canada (still no match for Megamall or the New SM North EDSA).
We we’re looking for promotional items and not so cheap stuff for pasalubong and souveniers… Well, we found some and since we are going to be here for a couple of months we decided to leave it there momentarily and check it out again soon.
I want this to be active and alive.. I want the visitors of this page to get what they are looking for..
So on this post here’s another Friendship quotes that can also be used for forwardning messages in TXT or SMS messages.
“Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.”
- Anais Nin
“My friends are my estate.”
- Emily Dickinson
“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
“A friend is one who walks in when others walk out”
-Walter Winchell
“A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.”
- Len Wein – Sent by Paulo Louro
“A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.”
- Sent by Donna Roberts
“A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.”
- Sent by Lysha
Most of my posts these few days and on my more-than-a-handful of blogs are all about my stay here in Canada.
For example I have a post about “First Week in Canada” on my official blog. I have a Canada post mentioned on my Father and Son Blog..,. and several other blogs.
The only thing I want to mention on all of them blogs is that im loosing a couple of pounds here.. I may look macho when I get back home in the Philippines…
Anyway, my food here are pretty healthy I can say.. I have tuna sandwhich and other healthy foods.
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