Memory Problem Funny Joke SMS Message
September 27th, 2008
I’ve been looking for flash memory and other technology jokes but instead, I got the real memory (old age) problem joke.
Anyway, since I got those, and no utube vidoes to go along, let me put them here.
Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember
anything!
Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?
Patient: What problem?
Funny SMS Jokes
September 27th, 2008
Here’s another batch of funny sms joke messages that you can forward to close friends and family. If there are utube version of this I’ll post it here also but there aren’t, so just txt.
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
What is the difference between a woman and a magnets?
Magnets have a positive side!
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?
Personal Post
September 26th, 2008
This blog has become more and more of a SMS quotes and romantic ideas blog than a personal blog of a daddy to matthew and sean.
So i thought I think I should post a little something personal just to keep this blog more personal
First of all, I have been staying here in Canada for 3 week now without exercise only bodybuilding supplements.. nah just kidding, all food are good here and i’m healthy.
I am here for a company sponsored training and I am missing home verymuch and my family.
Swimming Jokes for SMS Messages
September 26th, 2008
I could think of anything to share lately and so I decided to put here some jokes. (That’s better than Tube8 yutube eh?)
Then I could think of any joke topics here and I though, heck how about swimwear and swimming jokes.
I said, heck sure! It’s a good SMS message forwarded thingy