Daddy’s :: Qoutes :: Love, Friendship, Family Quotes and Horoscop

This collection of jokes are all about bookshelves and how an ordinary things can be soo funny..

This jokes can also be qouted so you can probably send it as an SMS message of Txt message to your friends.

joke number 1:
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

Why can’t you accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

You have the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.

You have a one-bit brain with a parity error.

Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don’t have any film.

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joke number 2

Q . Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A . . They don’t have balls to scratch!

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remember you can send these as sms messages.

more to come, visit again soon!

What is a tube? Tube is the old term for Television for TV set.

The Buzz nowadays in the internet is not only tube, but tube 8 and other tube 8 related sites…

Believe it or not Tube8 is not the only word being search today… and they are not, most definitly looking for redtube or yutube related sites…

so, what is tube 8 and tube 8 relates sites? You’ll find out.

I was suppose to teach you how to construct your own romantic quotes for your love one, either your spouse of girl friend or what have you.. but instead, let me just collect quotes from famous poeple so you know that it is really very good.

A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason - and indeed all the sweets of life.
~ by Joseph Addison

Some pray to marry the man they love,
my prayer will somewhat vary:
I humbly pray to Heaven above
that I love the man I marry.
~ by Rose Stokes ~

Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another’s heart, or its flame burns low.
~ by Henry Ward Beecher ~

Romantic love is a passionate spiritual-emotional-sexual attachment between a man and a woman that reflects a high regard for the value of each other’s person and not just a feeling of retail franchises you can invest in.
~ by unknown ~

Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another’s heart, or its flame burns low.
~ by Henry Ward Beecher ~

Don’t forget that the qoutes for redtube movies and tube 8 are not really qoutes, they are bull…

Movie Blog link back to me with some memorable qoutes from a movie, but of course this blog is not only about the best qoutes from movies.. I basically concentrate on SMS messages qoutes that can be forwarded to friends and lovers.

SMS qoutes and messages are way better that the best romantic qoutes or friendship qoutes there is. But since memorable movie qoutes are great too, i;ll include these type of posts here:
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