This collection of jokes are all about bookshelves and how an ordinary things can be soo funny..

This jokes can also be qouted so you can probably send it as an SMS message of Txt message to your friends.

joke number 1:
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

Why can’t you accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

You have the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.

You have a one-bit brain with a parity error.

Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don’t have any film.

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joke number 2

Q . Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A . . They don’t have balls to scratch!

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remember you can send these as sms messages.

more to come, visit again soon!

What is a tube? Tube is the old term for Television for TV set.

The Buzz nowadays in the internet is not only tube, but tube 8 and other tube 8 related sites…

Believe it or not Tube8 is not the only word being search today… and they are not, most definitly looking for redtube or yutube related sites…

so, what is tube 8 and tube 8 relates sites? You’ll find out.

I was suppose to teach you how to construct your own romantic quotes for your love one, either your spouse of girl friend or what have you.. but instead, let me just collect quotes from famous poeple so you know that it is really very good.

A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason – and indeed all the sweets of life.
~ by Joseph Addison

Some pray to marry the man they love,
my prayer will somewhat vary:
I humbly pray to Heaven above
that I love the man I marry.
~ by Rose Stokes ~

Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another’s heart, or its flame burns low.
~ by Henry Ward Beecher ~

Romantic love is a passionate spiritual-emotional-sexual attachment between a man and a woman that reflects a high regard for the value of each other’s person and not just a feeling of retail franchises you can invest in.
~ by unknown ~

Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another’s heart, or its flame burns low.
~ by Henry Ward Beecher ~

Don’t forget that the qoutes for redtube movies and tube 8 are not really qoutes, they are bull…

Movie Blog link back to me with some memorable qoutes from a movie, but of course this blog is not only about the best qoutes from movies.. I basically concentrate on SMS messages qoutes that can be forwarded to friends and lovers.

SMS qoutes and messages are way better that the best romantic qoutes or friendship qoutes there is. But since memorable movie qoutes are great too, i;ll include these type of posts here:
» Continue reading “The Best qoutes form LXG – League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”

Saw this film starring Adam Sandler and that pretty girls from somewhere in Latin America, Paz Vega in the 2004 movie called Spanglish.

THe movie was great. it’s ok.. and Paz Vega is oozing in sexiness.

Here are some qoutable quotes from the movie.. memorable and funny quotes.

• they should name a gender after you
• the trick was to get over as quickly and as privately as possible..
• one tear, just one, so make it a good one.
• they should name a gender after you, looking at you doesn’t do it. staring is the only way that makes any since, trying not to blink so you dont miss anything. and all of that and you’re you.
• “Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane… can drive you nuts.”
• “Think seriously about getting up. You don’t have to get up right now, but are you thinking seriously about it?”

haha! This is the second furniture jokes of the day.. the first one I did post this morning and now after lunch I will share to you another batch of discount furniture.. well, just furniture jokes..

Thanks to the first page of the GOogle SERP for the keyword “furniture Jokes“… you rock! or you furniture! hehehe

ANTIQUE JOKES

REAL CLASSIFIED ADS TAKEN FROM NEWSPAPERS

An ad in the classified section of our local paper offered for sale
a “Chip & Dale mahogany table” — it’s got to be one of a kind!
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For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
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From book of strange and amusing headlines.
“Antique Dealer Thought Schoolgirl Was Older”
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“Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store”

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“We buy junk and sell antiques.”

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True story, overheard at the Ardingligh Trade Fair, on a very cold day.

“I’m cold, I must be getting old”

“We’re all getting older – the only thing that’s not getting older is the antiques”

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The Antique shopkeeper was dismayed when a newly opened antique business much like his own opened up next door to the left and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS ON ANTIQUES.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading BEST QUALITY ANTIQUES AT THE LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read…

“MAIN ENTRANCE”.*

Here are a few romantic qoutes specially for you for today… This was taken from the first site with the romantic quotes keywords… to whoever the owner of the site, thanks!

I’d like to run away
From you,
But if you didn’t come
And find me …
I would die.
~ by Shirley Bassey ~

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
~ by Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) ~

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.
~ From “Unforgettable with Love” by Natalie Cole

Soul meets soul on lover’s lips.
~ by Percy Bysshe Shelly ~

I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss.
I’ve always found time to teach them.
~ by Mae West ~

PS: this can also be use as an SMS forwarded message.

I want to share this one joke I found while searching for a modern furniture to buy for our newly purchased (and delived) HDTV…

This joke is not that funny but it’s ok.. You can forward it as an SMS message or a qoutes or quote or something.. either way it’s a way to pass out time.

Co-workers sympathized as a woman as she complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.

“I could have,” the woman told them.  “But the couch is easier to move if he’s not on it.”