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Attention! Who wants to hear some sexy lingerie jokes?

You? Sure you want to! Here’s some..

A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit. “This is $200,” she says. “I want one that’s more sheer,” says he. “This one is $350.” “I want it even more sheer than that.” “This one is the most sheer that we have. It’s $500.” “I’ll take it!”

The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, “Go put this on and come down to model it for me.”

His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, “This thing is so see-through that the old coot won’t even notice if I’m wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refund and he won’t know the difference.” So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs. “So, how do you like it?” she asks.

He looks at her a moment and says, “Well, you’d think for $500 they’d iron the thing.”

This collection of jokes are all about bookshelves and how an ordinary things can be soo funny..

This jokes can also be qouted so you can probably send it as an SMS message of Txt message to your friends.

joke number 1:
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

Why can’t you accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

You have the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.

You have a one-bit brain with a parity error.

Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don’t have any film.

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joke number 2

Q . Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A . . They don’t have balls to scratch!

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remember you can send these as sms messages.

more to come, visit again soon!

Here’s a cool funny joke that is worth mentioning or you may want to forward to your friends through SMS message and Txt message.

I’s an adult joke but it is funny. Read it first and judge..

here it is….

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong.

“Well,” replies Paul, “you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”

“Yes,” qoutes Jeff with a laugh.

“Well,” says Paul, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”
“That`s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”

“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Paul, “but I was worried I`d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape drives … what I mean was a duck tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn`t show.”

“Sensible” says Jeff.

“So I get to her door,” says Paul, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.”

“And what happened then?”
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)

“I kicked her in the face.”