Many of the Registered Nurses in Philippines are Unemployed right now. Or some are crossing out with their career just to have an income to support their family. Some are working in a Call Center. Well, maybe it because of the Huge percentage of Graduated Nurses. But let me tell you some of my colleagues experiences when they went to the Hospital and tried to pass their Resume..One day they tried to pass their application,  feeling excited wearing the all white in uniform, proud holding their license.. then the admin says, ” Do you know anyone working here?”. if you say yes, then you are Hire. If you answer None, then you are not Hire.. Try your luck next time.

Well, it’s Who you know, not What you know..

This collection of jokes are all about bookshelves and how an ordinary things can be soo funny..

This jokes can also be qouted so you can probably send it as an SMS message of Txt message to your friends.

joke number 1:
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

Why can’t you accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

You have the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.

You have a one-bit brain with a parity error.

Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don’t have any film.

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joke number 2

Q . Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A . . They don’t have balls to scratch!

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remember you can send these as sms messages.

more to come, visit again soon!

Let’s enumerate some memorable memory quotes… so what are you waiting for? buy memory now! hehehe..

“Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose.” – Kevin Arnold quotes

“The heart that truly loves never forgets.” – Proverb quotes

“We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they’re called memories. Some take us forward, they’re called dreams.” – SilentTacey Jeremy Irons

Here’s another batch of funny sms joke messages that you can forward to close friends and family. If there are utube version of this I’ll post it here also but there aren’t, so just txt.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

What is the difference between a woman and a magnets?
Magnets have a positive side!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?

Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?

I could think of anything to share lately and so I decided to put here some jokes. (That’s better than Tube8 yutube eh?)

Then I could think of any joke topics here and I though, heck how about swimwear and swimming jokes.

I said, heck sure! It’s a good SMS message forwarded thingy

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Here’s a cool funny joke that is worth mentioning or you may want to forward to your friends through SMS message and Txt message.

I’s an adult joke but it is funny. Read it first and judge..

here it is….

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong.

“Well,” replies Paul, “you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”

“Yes,” qoutes Jeff with a laugh.

“Well,” says Paul, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”
“That`s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”

“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Paul, “but I was worried I`d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape drives … what I mean was a duck tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn`t show.”

“Sensible” says Jeff.

“So I get to her door,” says Paul, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.”

“And what happened then?”
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)

“I kicked her in the face.”

Here’s another set of sweet quotes for all of us. You can use it as a forwarded SMS message to your bf or gf… Visit again sooN! If you want to contribute your quotes, email them to jacaranda9dbux@gmail .com

• It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someome, a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

• Loves a Sensation caused by Temptation; a guy sticks his Loctaion in a girls Destination to increase the population of the nest Generation. Do you understand my Explanation? Or do you need a Demonstration?

• The first time I saw you, I knew it was true, that I’d love you forever and that’s what I’ll do..you don’t know what you do tome, you don’t have a clue, you don’t know what it is like to be me looking at you..