Matt and Sean’s Daddy

This collection of jokes are all about bookshelves and how an ordinary things can be soo funny..

This jokes can also be qouted so you can probably send it as an SMS message of Txt message to your friends.

joke number 1:
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

Why can’t you accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

You have the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.

You have a one-bit brain with a parity error.

Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don’t have any film.

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joke number 2

Q . Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A . . They don’t have balls to scratch!

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remember you can send these as sms messages.

more to come, visit again soon!

Let’s enumerate some memorable memory quotes… so what are you waiting for? buy memory now! hehehe..

“Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose.” – Kevin Arnold quotes

“The heart that truly loves never forgets.” – Proverb quotes

“We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they’re called memories. Some take us forward, they’re called dreams.” – SilentTacey Jeremy Irons

Here’s another batch of funny sms joke messages that you can forward to close friends and family. If there are utube version of this I’ll post it here also but there aren’t, so just txt.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

What is the difference between a woman and a magnets?
Magnets have a positive side!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?

Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?

I could think of anything to share lately and so I decided to put here some jokes. (That’s better than Tube8 yutube eh?)

Then I could think of any joke topics here and I though, heck how about swimwear and swimming jokes.

I said, heck sure! It’s a good SMS message forwarded thingy

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