Marriage Jokes

August 13th, 2008

This is the start of the whole SMS, Text Messages, Forwarded Quotes posts! I hope that we will be able to do this everyday – posting qoutes for you to use on your SMS and txting lives!

Here’s the first one

  • Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence….(a life sentence!).
  • Marriage is a 3-ring circus – engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
  • A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
  • A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.”
  • “And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
    The woman replied, ” A multi-millionaire”.
  • There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
    Her explanation – “If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels.”