Daddy’s :: Qoutes :: Love, Friendship, Family Quotes and Horoscop

One thing that lights up the party is the joke cracker, or the joker of the one that can deliver a fast ball joke and everyone cracks up!

Here’s some collection of jokes, diet jokes or Fenphedra jokes if you will that you can probably use in one of those boring christmas party messages you’re attending now. (or you’re probably just sitting at home watching redtube vidoes)

After my husband asked me to help him shed some unwanted pounds, I stopped serving fattening TV snacks and substituted crisp celery.

While he was unenthusiastically munching on a stalk one night, a commercial caught his attention. As he watched longingly, a woman spread gooey chocolate frosting over a freshly baked cake.

When it was over, my husband turned to me. “Did you ever notice,” he asked, “that they never advertise celery on TV?”
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Q: Why did the dumb man snort Nutri-sweet?
A: He thought it was diet coke.

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I’m not fat…

… I’m just short for my weight.

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Q: Why did the dumb man snort Nutri-sweet?
A: He thought it was diet coke.

Here’s a new batch of SMS messages you can use for forwarding… copied it to some blogspot blog with text SMS messages.

Never use failure as an excuse for not trying again.
We may not be able to reclaim the loss, undo the damage or reverse the consequences, but we can always make a new start.

Just a thought:
If people talk behind your back, it simply means you are severak steps ahead of them.

Life will never provide warranties and guarantess.
It can only provide possibilites and opportunities.
Its up to us to convert them into success.
Be happy…

Priest: Ang mga baklay’ walang lugar sa kaharian ng LANGIT!
Gays: Carry lang father!! Dun na lang kami sa RAINBOW! Magsaslide slide ever!

Quotes and romatic messages are good, but there is another type of messages that can be forwarded to friends are Trivias.

Here’s the first batch or set of trivia for you: Medical Trivias

and do you know that bpm is not heart Beat Per Minute ?

• “There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love.”
• “Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.”
• “To forgive is the highest, most beautiful form of love. In return, you will receive untold peace and happiness.”
• “When you hold resentment toward another, you are bound to that person or condition by an emotional link that is stronger than steel. Forgiveness is the only way to dissolve that link and get free.”
• “The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.”

There are tons of it about ‘forgiveness‘ but one thing is for sure, forgiveness begets love. Go ahead boys and girls use these quotes as SMS forwarded message or text messages.